Thursday, July 14, 2016

The Wagon and the Egg

What came first, the wagon or the egg?

In this case, the wagon, when I fell off it.

One disadvantage of the ketogenic diet is that there really is no cheating. Your body favors glucose as fuel, and it will use it first. (The same is apparently true of alcohol: your body will work through the alcohol before it gets going on the glucose.) Anyway, the bottom line is that if you eat too many digestible carbohydrates, your body will start burning and storing them and stop making ketones. You go out of ketosis and have to start over. You won’t start producing ketones again (and working on your fat stores) until you’ve used up all of the stored glucose.
As you might imagine, this is my way of saying that I fell off the wagon, and I fell hard. My friend had a birthday party. I brought a bunch of cheese to share, but after a couple of glasses of wine (which I had planned for), I decided to dig into the sourdough and the delicious Asian coleslaw. At that point, I just said, “Screw it, I’m just going to eat everything,” and I did. In addition to the delicious coleslaw and sourdough, I ate a fruit crisp and ice cream. (Both were sugar-sweetened.) It was delicious and I had a wonderful time, but it was not wise. I had the worst headache within an hour of leaving. I felt uncomfortably full, and did I mention the headache? I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a headache from eating. It was pretty much exactly like going through serious caffeine withdrawal combined with that "why did I eat the entire pizza?" stomach upset. I think the moral of the story is that I should continue to avoid sugar. (That was the first time that I’d had more than a taste of refined sugar in three weeks.) Or maybe the moral is that I should just stick to the initial plan and pay attention to what I eat and stay on the wagon in the first place.

Anyway, the plan was now to get back into ketosis ASAP. I was most definitely out. The Ketostix tell me that I was not peeing ketones. There were a few options here:
1. Fasting. The benefit of fasting is that your body will go straight for its energy stores. You might go into mild ketosis overnight, unless you are the sort of person who eats carb-heavy meals. Obviously, after a major carbing, you wind up storing more. Apparently, the liver can hold onto something like 100 g. of glucose. That’s a lot of glucose. You’d need to go for at least a full day (probably more) to go through that, which is not especially high on most people’s list of priorities. (More on IF later, perhaps.)
A happy medium is a short fast. Extending your typical overnight fast slightly works. Stop eating a bit earlier. (Don’t go back for leftovers at 8 or 9 or midnight.) Start eating a little bit later. (Wait awhile before you eat breakfast.)  This is fairly painless, except for people who eat very small meals and those who are highly sensitive to disruptions in routine. Basically, don’t do this if you’re under the age of 8.
2. Exercise like nuts. Your body will need extra fuel for a serious workout. Your muscles, like your brain, are happy to use glucose. A hard workout will encourage depletion of your stores. I did a moderate workout. I was trying out a new leg routine, so I did not hit it too horribly hard. 
3. Do an Egg Fast. I did this, and it’s pretty much what it sounds like. During a Fat Fast, you aim to get 90% of your calories from fat (as opposed to the usual 70% or so). The Egg Fast also has you getting more fat than usual, but it also allows for more protein. You can eat one oz. of cheese per egg that you eat. Besides eggs and cheese, you can have heavy cream, butter, olive oil, coconut oil, and non-caloric condiments.
Today, I had three two-egg omelets with cheese and three deviled eggs. Two of the omelets had cheddar cheese (one had both Camembert and cheddar) and one had mozzarella. I put hot sauce on all of them. Because I’m trying to get more unsaturated fat, I used olive oil to cook two of them. Tomorrow, I’m probably going to try something else. Maybe I’ll make a nice cheese crunchy thing and try to turn it into a taco shell and have a scrambled egg taco.
I do not like the egg fast, but I want to get back into ketosis and have my better-than-usual mood back ASAP. I literally had 4 or 5 carbs today. I am going through some milder transition symptoms. (I had the worst brain fog before; it was like I was drunk or sleep-deprived. Very bad.) I hope I’m back at it by Monday; the lunches that I made are a little bit more carb-heavy.

            Additional reports as the situation develops.

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