Despite my current lack of a lover, I've decided to embark upon a romance-oriented self-improvement project. Namely, I plan to try and improve my taste. (No, I don't mean get better taste in men. I mean become more delicious.)
Most of the men who I've "known" have been rather partial to my natural flavor, and having smooched them shortly thereafter, I can say that it is quite inoffensive. It's usually salty and otherwise nondescript, like very mild goldfish crackers. On occasion, it's a bit tart (but not puckeringly sour), like lemon shortbread.
I remain dubious as to whether or not I can totally change the way I taste. However, I suspect that I do have some control over the "range." Based on my research (a blow job workshop at Toys in Babeland many years ago, a cursory glance over the internet, and some of my own personal experience), I have gleaned the following:
1. What you put in your mouth absolutely affects what comes out of you elsewhere. It affects everything from the smell of your breath to the smell of your sweat. Given the number of sweat glands you around your sugar dish, diet can have a pretty big impact.
2. Being well-hydrated helps everything. Think about how much more your pee smells when you haven't had enough to drink. The same goes for sweat. More water = more dilution. Drink more water.
3. Being healthy is essential. Aside from the obvious benefits of a healthy diet, it's good news for your muffin. Balanced pH, lack of overgrown natural flora, etc. It's good sauce. Don't eat crap.
4. Stuff that smells or tastes strong is probably going to affect your taste, for better or for worse. With that in mind, avoid eating things from the cruciferous and allium families. Cut back on beer, coffee, and cigarettes. Don't eat stuff that makes you gassy (while you don't fart out of your vajayjay, you don't want to thank a lover for performing cunnilingus by tooting in their face). Don't eat anything highly spiced, and stuff yourself with delicious fruits, especially those that are highly enzymatic. Tropical and citrus fruits seem to win across the board. Herbal teas, sweet liqueurs, wines, and sweet spices were occasionally mentioned in my sources, so I'll have to let you know.
5. Obviously, good hygiene is essential. Bathe regularly, wear clean clothes, and stay away from any sort of soap or detergent that irritates you.
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